Attention!

ATTENTION ALL READERS, IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A WHITE COLORED HONDA CIVIC CLAD IN TYPE-R BODYKIT BEARING REGISTRATION NUMBER WUF9776, PLEASE INFORM THE POLICE. THE CAR BELONGS TO MY NEIGHBOR AND IT WAS STOLEN YESTERDAY MORNING. PLEASE SPREAD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

Crime is getting rampant nowadays. Peoples are turning themselves to a gruesome monster!